Human Shopping Trolley Never again will have the trolley or basket dilemma, load me up I can fit an ironing board on my knee… Just the right height For passing you items stored in low cupboards… Be a hero Prepare to be a Saint, select members of the public will see you with me and think you’re a hero because your . Bless ‘em Hob nob with celebrities Famous folk love a disabled person, it makes them look good and gives a warm fuzzy feeling… Get out of boring parties By claiming access is a problem. Passionate I am driven and determined, passion sits hand in hand with everything I do, my legs may not work but it will never ever stop me from leading a normal life that is something I am passionate about and I like to think I’m passionate in every aspect of life I’ll never look a mess Many disabled people plump for comfort over style, Jogger bottoms and no make up.. No further point needed Never use stairs again Love in an Elevator was written about me.. This will never be me I can stand up for myself I have dealt with enough discrimination to have a cutting remark in response to some jerk though it would be nice to have a gentlemen defend my honor occasionally I’m always happy to talk You might have to kiss me shut me up… I am a big fan of learning what’s a good through making a contrast between good and bad. So, lets look at a few typical examples of bad profiles: “I am not good at writing about myself, but my friends say that I am intelligent, professional, educated and ambitious. I am looking to a meet an intelligent, beautiful woman for dating and relationship.” – at first, this looks like a well-written profile by a guy who seems to have head on his shoulders. There is nothing “catchy” about this profile – there is nothing that would compel a reader to stop and respond to it. ideally you shouldn’t be interested in “most” women anyway, but you should be targeting those women with your profile that you believe you will get along and will have a connection – whether you are looking for a short-term dating, a lifetime partnership or anything in between: “About Me: I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. First Date: I don’t think it matters what we do on a first date, and I am a big fan of simplicity, so a coffee and walk would be just fine.” This is just one example of a profile that will stand out as different and arguable better than most other pages written by guys on the online dating sites.
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